It’s Gilda Sue’s Mail Bag. “PaPaPaPush it Good!”

Welcome to Gilda Sue’s Mail Bag, lovelies.

I’d like to answer a missive from German Joe Pulver in Berlin. (I KNOW!)

German Joe asks,

“Can I have a pony???????????????????????”

Well, hon, I realize you are a speaker of a foreign tongue, but oy! In American the saying is “have a cow,” not “have a pony.” And my advice to anyone struggling with how to deal with feelings uncomfortable enough to make him want to break down and have a cow is to just stop. Stop and take a deep breath, hon. And push it down. Take those feelings and push them deep, deep down. Smile. Indulge in a Drambuie Margarita, or a red wine spritzer, or any legal “drug” of your choosing. Then indulge in a second, even a third. Surf the computer Internet for videos of dogs befriending whales or of Nancy Grace falling off of her roller skates into a group of tot mom groupies, and follow that down the rabbit hole until you fall asleep. It works for me. It’ll work for you.

Thanks for your letter, German Joe.

Keep the queries coming, folks. Leave a comment below, contact me at The Gilda Sue Rosenstern Computer Internet Show, or visit the show’s Facebook page. I look forward to hearing from you!

Cheers!

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About gildasuerosenstern

The Deep South's gabbiest half Jewish talk show hostess on a never-ending quest for fame, cosmic truth, the mensch of her dreams, and a "real-real rockin'" cocktail!

Posted on June 3, 2011, in It's Gilda Sue's Mail Bag! and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. brilliant advice as always gilda!

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